I saw this picture, and couldn't stop laughing..... did you figure out why?
Stepping out of youth and plunging into being a fulltime wife and mother.
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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 22
Tuesday, December 28
I Think it's Funny....
- when boyfriends flirt with other women, and say it's just to test 'their mojo'.
- when they are caught cheating, and say that it's all in our imagination.
- when girls break up with nice guys, only to go out with assholes.
- when these assholes keep coming back despite several break ups. Like Cockroaches.
- when you break up with a guy cuz 'i just want to be single' translated 'i wanna be with someone else that is NOT YOU'.
- You don't want to go out with a nice guy because you don't want to hurt them.
- when your friend says you've changed since you got married, when in actuality they haven't even tried hanging out with sed married friend or call/msg/wtv after they got married.
Wednesday, December 1
Pamper me silly.
Ayesha Adam:
OH NOOOOOOO!!!!! @ 4:34
I CHIPPED A NAIL!! 4:34
Alia Adam:
seriously?? @ 4:34
mannn.. i punya pun dah rosak jugak 4:34
hahahha 4:35
we are so not manipedi kind of people 4:35
Ayesha Adam:
tu la @ 4:38
ganas much 4:38
i can't believe i used those words 4:38
im such a bimbo and lala now 4:38
Haha, me and alia had our nails done @kukubar bangsar in time for our trip to OZ. Unfortunately we are not dainty people, so the nail polish prolly wont last till we actually get to OZ. tsk.
Well at least we got a bargain on it. :D
I've been stalking bargain sites like groupsmore.com, mydeals.com and everyday.com.my for awesome bargains!
So far we've (me & alia) had our hair done @Hairkunst, nails @kukubar, giant burgers for dinner @cravings kitchen (to be talked about soon), and a spa session @bella luna spa. :D
all for under RM100. Yes, when i'm cheap, i OPTIMIZE cheapness!
OH NOOOOOOO!!!!! @ 4:34
I CHIPPED A NAIL!! 4:34
Alia Adam:
seriously?? @ 4:34
mannn.. i punya pun dah rosak jugak 4:34
hahahha 4:35
we are so not manipedi kind of people 4:35
Ayesha Adam:
tu la @ 4:38
ganas much 4:38
i can't believe i used those words 4:38
im such a bimbo and lala now 4:38
Haha, me and alia had our nails done @kukubar bangsar in time for our trip to OZ. Unfortunately we are not dainty people, so the nail polish prolly wont last till we actually get to OZ. tsk.
Well at least we got a bargain on it. :D
I've been stalking bargain sites like groupsmore.com, mydeals.com and everyday.com.my for awesome bargains!
So far we've (me & alia) had our hair done @Hairkunst, nails @kukubar, giant burgers for dinner @cravings kitchen (to be talked about soon), and a spa session @bella luna spa. :D
all for under RM100. Yes, when i'm cheap, i OPTIMIZE cheapness!
Monday, August 2
Proof..
That, Zetty Hazra is EVIL.

Zetty = Evil Laugh

Zetty = Crazy Eyes.

Aye = Sniffles / Zetty = Gelak Puas Hati.

Zetty = Evil Laugh

Zetty = Crazy Eyes.

Aye = Sniffles / Zetty = Gelak Puas Hati.
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Monday, August 02, 2010
Ulu Yam Picnic with the Girls
Got a msg from Miss Qemmal last week, inviting everyone to a picnic in UluYam on the 1st of August.
Excited to see my friends for the first time since the wedding, i replied straight away with a 'Count me in'!!
Sunday, 1st August came around, and i had miscalculated that i would be at MTV World Stage all day saturday and at night at Green Room: The Rapture til 4 am.
I was supposed to meet Zetty/Gjan/Yanti at 7 am.. with lack of sleep and barely any energy i made the trip anyway. Canceling on my friends, yet again, was not an option. Thank God Gjan came late, giving me an excuse to get a tiny bit more rest before the hike.
We arrived at my friend Pqok's house at 9, and had to wait another 30mins or so for the rest of the group to show up, Typical. :)
We finally left for Ulu Yam, and arrived at around 10.30am, the place was already pretty packed with people.

10.30am at Ulu Yam, Clockwise L-R (Fida, Zetty, Yan, Me, Pqok, Yanti, Qemmal, and Gjan)
We hiked down, and in the jungle till we finally agreed on a secluded spot to ourselves. Quickly we started on our awesome Nasi Lemak and Teh Panas (gila babi), for breakfast.

Ulu Yam, Clockwise L-R (Zetty, Yanti, Me, Qemmal, Fida, Yan, Gjan and Pqok in front)

Enjoying my Jungle Tea, Clockwise L-R (Me, Gjan, Fida, Qemmal and Pqok)
It was only after eating that we discovered that our picnic spot had a lot of pacats, luckily we had Zetty the Pacat destroyer around. Or we, probably would have been eaten ALIVE!!

Mesyuarat tergempar.

Qemmal & Gjan (@ akak kantin).

Yan is Happeh! Cuz she haz platez.

Yan: Hurrah!! I haz Plate!!!
Pqok: Tumpang Gembira.

Group Shot. Yan still haz plate.
After we all finished our mandi manda session and most of the food had been consumed, we left Ulu Yam and went to Wangsa Walk, for a quick Karaoke session before i had to go back to Melawati.
No pics of that yet, but will definitely upload them soon ^_^
Excited to see my friends for the first time since the wedding, i replied straight away with a 'Count me in'!!
Sunday, 1st August came around, and i had miscalculated that i would be at MTV World Stage all day saturday and at night at Green Room: The Rapture til 4 am.
I was supposed to meet Zetty/Gjan/Yanti at 7 am.. with lack of sleep and barely any energy i made the trip anyway. Canceling on my friends, yet again, was not an option. Thank God Gjan came late, giving me an excuse to get a tiny bit more rest before the hike.
We arrived at my friend Pqok's house at 9, and had to wait another 30mins or so for the rest of the group to show up, Typical. :)
We finally left for Ulu Yam, and arrived at around 10.30am, the place was already pretty packed with people.

10.30am at Ulu Yam, Clockwise L-R (Fida, Zetty, Yan, Me, Pqok, Yanti, Qemmal, and Gjan)
We hiked down, and in the jungle till we finally agreed on a secluded spot to ourselves. Quickly we started on our awesome Nasi Lemak and Teh Panas (gila babi), for breakfast.

Ulu Yam, Clockwise L-R (Zetty, Yanti, Me, Qemmal, Fida, Yan, Gjan and Pqok in front)

Enjoying my Jungle Tea, Clockwise L-R (Me, Gjan, Fida, Qemmal and Pqok)

Mesyuarat tergempar.

Qemmal & Gjan (@ akak kantin).

Yan is Happeh! Cuz she haz platez.

Yan: Hurrah!! I haz Plate!!!
Pqok: Tumpang Gembira.

Group Shot. Yan still haz plate.
After we all finished our mandi manda session and most of the food had been consumed, we left Ulu Yam and went to Wangsa Walk, for a quick Karaoke session before i had to go back to Melawati.
No pics of that yet, but will definitely upload them soon ^_^
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Monday, August 02, 2010
Thursday, July 29
Monday, June 21
Toy Story 3
Me, Mama and Alia had a little family night out.. JUST THE THREE OF US.. which is something we haven't done in awhile. Usually Muuzi or Ezani are around.. and we don't get to be as goofy as we usually are.
So the Terrible Trio (as my grandfather used to call us) went out to watch toy story 3..
Two words
I laughed, gasped and cried my heart out.
Truly an awesome movie.. :)

So the Terrible Trio (as my grandfather used to call us) went out to watch toy story 3..
Two words
FREAKING. AWESOME!!!
I laughed, gasped and cried my heart out.
Truly an awesome movie.. :)

Sunday, May 30
25 things on my 25th birthday
I was inspired by Tekong's '25' post on his 25th birthday. On my 25th birthday, i decided to compile 25 things most extraordinary facts/ accomplishments/ failures/ things in MY life.
Here goes.... (in random order)
In the last 25 years, i....
- Been to 5 different schools.. 4 of those were SRK's. Yeah we moved a lot.
- Was a tomboy till the age of 11, i used to bully boys, and refuse to wear skirts, that ended when i discovered Nick Carter. ^_^
- was the school mascot of 2002...... i was a white cat, after which all my juniors refered to me as akak kucing.
- had a huge crush on the same guy for 5 years of high school... now he's gay.
- was a tunas puteri, puteri ISLAM, a interactor and a kadet bomba.
- still haven't learned to drive. Yet.
- once stole a vcd cetak rompak... i figured it was like Robin Hood. Stealing from people who steal from others. Unfortunately the movie was...

Yes.. i am very ashamed of myself. - was 14 years old when i had my first friends-only-out-of-state roadtrip! Me and my bestfriends made it all the way to Port Dickson and back. Without a scratch... which looking back now, is FREAKIN amazing.
- have had a dozen pet cats. Some named Fluffy, Hang Jebat, Bazooka, Tiger, Apache, and Chino.
- still think a magical world exist... somewhere.
- didn't like my two best friends much when i first met them... goes to show don't judge people before you know them.
- once went to Malacca with my girlfriends and just spend the whole night driving around Jonker Street.
- am still using a worn down desktop that put me thru college.
- never submitted a single Bahasa Malaysia/ Agama homework assignment thruout my entire years high school. Hence why these two are my worst subjects.
- was so lazy in school, the teachers eventually gave up on me.
- spent so many broken hearted night crying over guys who don't mean anything to me now.
- Had two hamsters, Anjin-san and Anjin-san Jr. The latter was to replace the first one who died due to mistreatment. -__-!
- have learnt there is no such thing as FREE SIZE.
- Had the best birthday ever on my 23rd birthday.. i was ditched by my now loser boyfriend, and spent the entire night having revenge fun at loft zouk. Muuzi was only a friend then, but he gave the best birthday present of that year. :)
- was super reluctant to start dating Muuzi, because 'i didn't want to ruin the friendship'. It's pretty much ruined now, but i'm glad it is.
- do not like swimming with FISHES.
- have been abandoned, lied to, cheated on, loved, cherished, slapped, cheated on somemore, beaten, chased, stalked, and proposed to....
- am no longer terrified of DOGS.
- Have had a Gazillion Crushes, 6 Major Crushes, 4 almost boyfriends, 4 actual Boyfriends, and 1 fiancé ^_^
- have Lived.
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Sunday, May 30, 2010
Monday, April 26
How to understand your MAN.
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.
hear dat gals.. all u wanted from ur man was this and that and that. but we also expect same from u. got it.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.
hear dat gals.. all u wanted from ur man was this and that and that. but we also expect same from u. got it.
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