Showing posts with label wtf. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wtf. Show all posts

Friday, September 28

If you can't beat them, join them...

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I have decided to take a new approach to my situation...

While i find a way to loose all this extra weight, i am just going to see the glass as half full.

Example: Instead of going 'F*** you im not pregnant!', i'm going go 'Hey, thank you for the free seat'..

Life feels brighter already :)

Tuesday, September 18

FIRST DAY!!

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FML.

I was all pumped up for my first day on the job, that i got all excited when Izhan dropped me off at Bangsar LRT.

Sidenote: I decided to commute by LRT to Masjid Jamek, because i don't really feel that comfortable driving to KL during peak hours, plus there is no place to park here.

Anywayyyyy, i got in the LRT, and suddenly this lady, practically jumped out of her seat, to give me her chair. I thought nothing of it, until i realized, she thought i was pregnant........

Not really her fault, but OMG newsflashhhh!! am i THAT FAT now????

This past 8 months of seclusion has made me blind. I have been avoiding mirrors, out of spite, but i had no idea i was so fat that someone would think i was still pregnant. -_-

Needless to say, by the time i reached my office to start my first day, my confidence had shriveled to shit. Haih.

For those who didn't know:


I think it's safe to say, that unless you see her tummy moving, or a baby peeking out of her Vajajay, lets all assume that she's not pregnant.

Ps: The new job turned out to be awesome btw, everyone is really nice... should be a good fit. :)

Wednesday, March 21

Me and my FLAT hair...

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I need to go to a saloon and/or the gym....

or least go out and let my hair soak up some good old vitamin D (which comes from the sun, fyi)...

All this staying indoors is making my hair very flat, dull and lifeless... not to mention making me fat and lazy.

Seriously, i went from THIS....

     to this 

WTH!!

Lets not even get into the fact that picture 1, is about 10kgs lighter than picture 2.....

THIS IS UNfriggin ACCEPTABLE!!!!! I gotta do something about this now before this....

 
turns into
THIS!!!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Thursday, January 19

War scars..

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Urgh.. These stretchmarks and the linea nigra mark does seem to be fading away yet...

I know its only been a few weeks, but i thought it'll at least fade a bit :(

No such luck..

I need to get some Bio Oil or something A.S.A.P.

urgghhhh.. go away pls?

Wednesday, November 9

Hemorrhoids from Hell

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Caution: This post may involve TOO MUCH INFORMATION... and filled with GROSS details.

OMGness, i don't even know where to start... i recently fell victim to the horrors of pregnancy hemorrhoids...

I was in agonizing pain last night, and there wasn't really much i could do to relieve the pain. I could barely sleep all night, my ass felt like it was on fire... a feeling i wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

By this morning, my condition did not change much, so Muuzi marched me to see my doctor.

Anyway, thankfully Dr Kamaljit fixed me up.. and gave me a bunch of meds and tips to get thru the next few days in one piece.

I'm still revving in pain.. so i'm just going to rest and relax for the rest of the day.

PS: Dear fellow future moms, if you are unlucky enuff to contract hemorrhoids like me... GO TO THE DOCTOR!!!


It's embarrassing as hell, and not to mention gross... but apparently if not treated, it gets so much worst and can create complications during child birth.

Friday, May 27

Unemployment here i come!!

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Today is my last day in my current office.

It wasn't suppose to be today, because i was supposed to serve 3 months after quitting but about 3 weeks after i tendered my resignation they found out i was pregnant and offered me an early release from my contract. Citing if i were to stay on the full 3 months i would be obliged to work weekends and late nights like usual regardless of my current 'condition'.

I mean, no doubt in my mind it was a shitty move on their part. I have often heard that pregnancies is basically the END of an advertising career... that is why most* of the women in advertising aren't married, or if they are will be 40 and childless.

(*i say most because there are some people who still make it work.. but mostly it's very difficult)

Anyway, as you can see, i took the early release deal anyway.. i really can't be bothered to stay on if i'm going to be a 'burden' to the team, with my constant morning sicknesses and inability to tolerate the teams strong cigarette stench..

Well, It was fun working here, until it wasn't anymore :) I'll probably miss the boys, and the few friends i've made here.

But now it's time for some rest and relaxation until i figure out what i'm going to do with the rest of my life!! woooooooooo!

ps: Dear Johnny Depp, please save your career and don't do another Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Cus the last one sucked pretty bad, if you absolutely must do one, bring Orlando Bloom pls? :P

Tuesday, June 8

I would give my left kidney for..

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.. THE NEW IPHONE 4.

I am now completely convinced that Steve Jobs is Satan and has been put on this earth to remind me of everything i cannot have. First the Ipad, then the new fancy Macbook now the amazing Iphone 4.

WHY DO YOU HATE ME STEVE!!?

Look! It comes in WHITE too!!


Damn you APPLE!! Damn u!!!

Tuesday, April 13

Update

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Finally something i could relate to...


Don't believe the hyPE!!!

Tuesday, September 15

Kanye how could you be so Heartless

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This is what happened..



Then Beyonce said



Then Kanye said

"I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD'VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I'M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE'S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN' THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE … WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I'M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY TALENTED!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I'M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

What's with all the CAPS dude? Seriously??

Then He said summore on Jay Leno,


My VERDICT.... Kanye West is a...









Friday, August 28

What a load of Bullcrap...

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No Muslims at Malaysia Black Eyed Peas concert

KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - Muslims in Malaysia have been barred from attending a concert by U.S. hip hop band the Black Eyed Peas sponsored by Guinness which is owned by the world's biggest spirits group Diageo.

The move comes after a Malaysian Islamic court sentenced a 32-year Muslim woman to be caned after she was caught drinking beer in a hotel and at a time when an opposition Islamic party has moved against beer sales.

The concert, part of celebrations of Guinness 250th birthday, asks on its website (www.arthursday.com.my) "Are you a non-Muslim aged 18 years and above?" and if the response is no, access is not allowed.

Muslims account for 55 percent of the 27 million people in this Southeast Asian country and are barred from consuming alcohol although the rules are regularly flouted, especially in big cities like the capital, Kuala Lumpur.

Malaysia's Guinness Anchor which sells Guinness and other brands here had sales of 1.2 billion Malaysian ringgit ($340.6 million) in 2008.

Even without alcohol, foreign bands are subject to scrutiny. Earlier this week, the Pan Malaysian Islamic Party (PAS) said it wanted Danish band Michael Learns to Rock banned from performing as it would cause immorality.

Since 2007, PAS, the country's second largest political group measured by party membership, has campaigned against performances by the likes of Beyonce, Rihanna, Gwen Stefani and Avril Lavigne.

From Rueters

More on the subject at Foreign Policy, Yahoo Sg, Guardian UK, Japan Today

Looks like we're gonna miss out on the BOOM BOOM POW action.. too bad. haih~



Friday, June 15

Caution.: This post may contain swearing and emoness.

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IM FUCKING PISSED OFF!!!

Im upset, pissed off, confused, and suprised..... to HOW THE HELL DID I FAIL VR??????

words cant describe the things i feel right now. feel like punching someone. *i already have someone in mind. *

feel like giving up..... i never wanted to do Virtual Fucking reality anyway.

Bias fucks.

A lot of people submitted their work half done. how come i failed when i had a beginning, middle and end??

some peoples levels werent even working!!!!

Bias sial. im so angry. Im not saying everyone who tak siap deserved to fail... but i just dont understand how i did.

Was it THAT FUCKING BAD???

If it was that bloody bad why didnt the BLOODY FUCKING USELESS LECTURERS tell me that my idea was CRAP on the countless of POINTLESS CRIT SESSIONS???

owh i forgot. cuz everytime i present, they tune out and start talking to each other while stuffing their faces with Currypuff;S!!!

STUPID BLOODY USELESS FUCKING VR LECTURERS!!

The only reason vr is toleratable is cuz the STUDENTS! are more hardworking in 'menaikkan' nama vr. The lecturers just sit on their fat asses and pretend to do work.

The students are the real lecturers. FUAD, EZANI AND KASSIM are better teachers than bloody the actual lecturer. Who i now understand WHY he is the laughing stock of FCM.

Ok so the work probably wasnt anywhere near an A. But fail terus.... kejam sial. Kejam gila.

EMO. DND.

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