Die Stretch marks DIE!!!

Urgh!

I was so proud i made it thru 8 months with out getting stretch marks, varicose veins or feet swelling..... then suddenly out of NOWHERE, i noticed these red and blue bruises on my hind legs and underbelly.. pretty convenient hiding spot since im not entirely flexible right now to be able to check it out properly.

No need to tell you that i practically bathed in moisturizer after i found them... Hopefully in time it'll heal and go away.... oh dear god i hope it goes away...  huhu.

One more month to go... I'm terrified yet excited. Can't wait to meet Mr. Kicks-a-lot.