Silly Forwarded Message

Can't eat Beef,
Got Mad cow

Can't eat chicken,
After get bird flu

Can't eat eggs,
Get Salmonella Poisoning!

Can't eat fish,
Cuz heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat

Can't eat fruits and veggies,
insecticides and herbicides

Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I believe that leaves Chocolates!!!!!!!!

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"STRESSED" spelled backwards! is "DESSERTS"
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Send this to four people and you will lose 2 pounds

Send this to everyone you know (or ever knew), and you will lose 10 pounds.

If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately.


"That's why I had to pass this on - - - - - I didn't want to risk it."


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OWH MAI GAWD!!!

desserts IS stressed spelled backwards???

That is SO CLEVER!! no wonder chocolate is the remedy to heartache...

Makes me feel so much better about secretly stealing uncle mamats *when-i-go-overseas-i-must-buy-chocolate-at-the-airport* stash. :D :D :D Now i know its for a good cause! Cuz im STRESSED GODDAMIT! and i need my DESSERTS! harharhahar...

See! just looking at it makes me happy........ and oso kinda hungry. ^_^