Thursday, April 24

5 reasons to DUMP your Man.

IF....


...He never lifts a finger for his own good, and you have to slave your ass off and do all the work.


....he's there for you, but you are still the one who's carrying all the relationship baggage.


....You are not able to do anything you want or on your own. Everything has to be supervised by him or with his permission.


....He loves his 'material' objects (etc: Car, Pc, PS3, Wii, Money, Minyak....) more than he does you.


....He is only interested in being around for the good times but ignores your troubles and personal hardships.

Other related Anecdotes.

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item heneeds.A woman will pay $10 for a $20 itemthat she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future untilshe gets a husband.A man never worries about the futureuntil he gets a wife.A successful man is one who makes moremoney than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can findsuch a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him alittle.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than singlemen do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in anyargument.

Anything a man says after that is thebeginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me atweddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,

"You're next."

They stopped after I started doing thesame thing to them at funerals.

3 comments:

Didi said...

minyak?...mana? mana?
woooo backfire nampak?

:P

Alia said...

I like the pics at the top, gila chun.. Hahaha.. Where the heck did you find it?

As for the equations and stuff kat bawah tu, old news lah. Ni mesti from Fster and all it's forwarded crap from zaman tok kadok.

Anonymous said...

best entri so far

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