funny Logic.

Listening to:All American Rejects - Ps. I love u

Was Browsing thru Zeeks Friendster Blog when i came across this logic in one of his post. I was so adorable that i just had to put it on my blog.. cuz i makes so much sense!! :)) seriously. read and find out..

LOVE CALCULATIONS
Smart man + smart woman = Romance
Smart man + dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + smart woman = Marriage

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = Profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = Production
Dumb boss + smart employee = Promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = Overtime

SHOPPING MATHS
A man will pay Rp.200 for a Rp.100 item he needs.
A woman will pay Rp.100 for a Rp.200 item thats she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets ahusband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

haha! cute right?? neway i got MCC class at 2pm so i want to golek2 a while b4 class.. hehe :P
wokey.. tata.

xoxo
ME