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SCAM SPAM
ATTN: PRESIDENT/CEO,
My name is Dr.Bello Martins,a member of the Presidential Task Force on Oil Spillage Clean-up. Early last year there was a major oil spillage in the Niger DeltaRegion of Nigeria which rendered over 70% of the communities homeless.The contract was handled by a foreign firm but because of the huge monetary profit we envisaged we decided to over-invoice the contract sum.
Now the contract has been completed and the original contractor has since been paid,but the contract balance of US$38 million,which resulted from the overinvoiced contract sum that has been left in a suspense account with the CENTRAL BANK of NIGERIA,is what me and my partners are planning to take out of the country for ourselves.The problem is as government officials,we are not suppose to own fat bank accounts,talk less of having foreign ones.
To this end, we are soliciting your assistance as a foreign partner who can assist us and receive this amount into your account. We are ready to share this money with you on the basis of participation. We alsohave plans to invest part of this money in any viable business in your country under your care,as we are nearing our retirement age.
In any case, I received a reference of you/organization from the Nigeria Chambers of Commerce and Industry 'Foreign Trade Division' as a reputable organ that can assist us o n this transaction. Pleaseif you accept my proposal do not hesitate to send me your full details does not matter whether you or your company does contract project of the nature described here, the assumption is that you won a major contract and subcontracted it to another company, more often thannot, big trading companies or individuals ofunrelated field win major contracts here in Nigeria and subcontracts same to more specialized firms for execution.

BENEFIT: For providing the account where we shall remit this money, you will be entitled to 25% of the entire funds, 70% will be for me and mypartners,while 5% has been set aside to cover any expenses that maybe incurred by both parties during this transaction, both local and international.
Please I enjoin you to handle this transaction with utmost degree of maturity and confidentiality because I am still in active government service with the "NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION". If Ireceive your response on time, this whole transaction could be accomplished within the shortest possible time based on your interest and determination,since the money is already in transit.
Yours faithfully,
Dr.Bello Martins(MNIM).

the amount of crap we receive in our mail these days are beyond words...
SCAM SPAM is one that i just don't get... are some people stupid enuff to believe this junk?? like hello???? Money never just falls on ur lap and says i'm yours!! now spend ME!
I've noticed a kind of pattern from these emails... all in which the guy/woman is from some far off place in africa/morroco/wherever the hell and goes by strange names.. and have lots and lots of money! well whatever... but be carefull you don't fall into their trap folks...


back in reality...
i am going out of my mind... i wish alia was here...
Tok turned me into a secret weapon for her neighbourly feud fest....
i had to sneak up and take pictures of neighbouring houses....
and the weather today is like freaking HOT!! i feel toasted...
i still haven't watched AVP.... =( i haff no one to watch movies with....
so sad...
i wish alia was here....sighh..
and i miss him...(gee,aye what else is new! hmmm)
at least im going to mama's tomorrow...might have some fun there...

++mood++ empty....
++tune's++ LO - evening news
++chat's++ no one (i have no life!
++surf's++ www.harrypotter.azkaban.com